Lara Croft → Pac Man
Super Mario → Elizabeth
Elizabeth → Link
Sonic the Hedgehog → Chell
Link → Super Mario
Pac Man → Sonic the Hedgehog
Chell → Master Chief
Lara Croft: A Spa Day
Sonic the Hedgehog: A Hamster Wheel
Link: Noise-Canceling Headphones
Elizabeth knows exactly what it’s like to have a winged “helper” following you around all the time, but at least hers just screeches. If she had to hear the Songbird say “Hey, listen!” every time he wanted to take her back to her tower, she would probably go insane. Thus, headphones (specially made for Link’s elf ears, of course) to tune out the voice of any nagging fairy friends that happen to be tagging along. Plus, now Link will be able to listen to kickass adventuring music while slaying those pesky skeletons.
Pac Man: Pepto Bismol
Sonic may not know a lot about puzzling your way out of a deadly research facility, but he knows what would make it easier: explosives. Instead of carefully placed portals and Companion Cubes, how about a friendly ol’ grenade? Chell would be able to blast her way to freedom in no time (and maybe take out a few pesky robots in the process…)
Mario: A Plunger
No one ever gave Mario the “it’s dangerous to go alone speech” and the accompanying object of power, so it fell to Link on this most momentous of Secret Snowflake exchanges. He wracked his brain to come up with the one thing Mario needed most. Then it hit him like a boot smashing a pot - a plunger! Honestly, Link always found it a little odd that Mario didn’t already have one, being a plumber and all...